他寫的東西都很短，大多是在諷刺時事或業界。
以下節錄幾則
#1: The grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 12月 31日
#1: My 1st wife was vehemently pro-life until my girlfriend got pregnant. #2013Faves
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 12月 24日
#1: I start every cell conversation with 'my phone's about to die' so they don't waste my time.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 9月 19日
#1: If you have a good metabolism, a full head of hair, and a good job, don't marry young. Wait 10 years, then take your pick.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 9月 18日
#1: LinkedIn is the Match.com of the underemployed.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 8月 16日
[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls?
#2: The ATM.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 7月 31日
#1: Being single at 40 is perfect. Divorcées chase me. Sweet spot for 30-somethings. Rich enough to get girls in their 20s.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 7月 1日
#1: People who always fly business class don't post photos of themselves flying business class.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 4月 9日
#1: Ordering a salad at McDonald's is like going to Citi for M&A advice. #2: Or like asking a hooker for a hug.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 3月 9日
#1: If I ever 'check-in' somewhere on Facebook, it'll be Mt. Everest, Mars, or Kate Upton's bedroom. Not Chili's happy hour.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 1月 19日
#1: Insider trading is like pissing in the pool. It sounds dirty, but really isn't that big a deal.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2013 1月 18日
#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2012 8月 3日
#1: The best indicator of a China slowdown is the improvement in the air quality in Hong Kong.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2012 7月 11日
#1: Know the difference between a buy-side and a sell-side guy? The buy-side guy says 'Fuck you' before they hang up the phone.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) 2012 3月 9日
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